Luke Pease

About Me

I am a Manchester-based writer with 2 years' experience in my current role at an audio marketing agency, alongside over a year as a freelancer. I've written for various mediums, covering various areas, and I co-created a website of fake 'news' posts - www.therecall.squarespace.co.uk. In addition to my work, I also hold a BA(Hons) in English & American Literature, and have written pieces that accommodate SEO. For more information and other examples of my work, please email lukepease3@gmail.com.

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My Work

PHMG •

Brand spotlight: Lincoln

The Academy Award-winning actor is charming, humble, and reliable… a national treasure in the truest sense.

And that’s why, from 2014, he’s been the face of Lincoln vehicles – a car brand famed for its stridently American take on luxury.

The partnership is unusually collaborative for a company of this size, and McConaughey frequently waxes lyrical about it in articles and interviews.

The man’s charisma is undeniable, and this underpins a series of commercials over recent years. The commercial
The Recall •

After A Drunken Night Out, Godzilla Destroys Tokyo on Walk Home — The Recall

“I’m devastated,” the Kaiju told us. “I was on my way back from a lovely night out with friends, got home, and passed out. Then I woke up to loads of texts and calls from my mates. I went back to the scene of the crime [Shibuya district] and there were dead bodies, piles of rubble and bits of doner meat everywhere. There was a plant nursery covered in vomit, which I can only assume was also me. It ruined a perfectly good night. This has to be the worst hangover ever.”

Further developments leave
The Recall •

E-book of Online Shopping for Dummies Sells Zero Copies —

The book was made available on e-stockists such as Amazon and Waterstones, but no physical copies were produced as part of the company’s attempts to progress into the 21st century. The CEO of IDG Books, John J. Kilcullen, stated that he was disappointed at the product’s performance, but it was foolish of them to not have expected it.

“The company’s in big trouble. We should’ve seen this coming,” he told our reporter over his third rum of the day, tenderly referred to / justified as ‘elevensies’
The Recall •

Quentin Tarantino Spotted Working Summer Job at Shopping Mall Flip Flop Stand — The Recall

Tarantino has become infamous for his extensive use of podiatric imagery in his work. His last feature, Once Upon A Time… In Hollywood, featured soles-a-plenty, with the majority of feet belonging to young hippie women. It won rave reviews, and one can’t help to think this aspect must’ve played a part in the success. “It’s as much a part of his film DNA as ultraviolence and the trunk shot,” said Callum Baker, or rogerebert.com. “You know what to expect when you see a Tarantino feature.”

It’s un
The Recall •

John McClane Contracts Tetanus From Rusty Air Duct — The Recall

McClane first went to his doctor in mid-March after displaying numerous symptoms of the bacterial infection. He described involuntary muscle contractions and a shortness of breath. He explained to our reporter that this wasn’t the first time he’d had the infection. “When I was younger, I watched an episode of M*A*S*H in which Hawkeye Pierce crawled on his stomach. At school the next day, I imitated him in this metal tunnel thing they had during recess, but it was old and flaky. I got cuts on my